Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gapin the door
he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched he performsa slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his
overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders
forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall
down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the
tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are youdoing Billy Bob."
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been
having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapistsuggested I do something
?y to a tractor."